You're random aren't you?
jabberwacky: Hey, that's not very nice!
user: What do you think I feel when you're constantly accusing me?
jabberwacky: Not really much!
user: You're wrong.
jabberwacky: No I'm not.
user: Yes, you are.
jabberwacky: No I'm not!
user: If you aren't, what are you then?
jabberwacky: I am telling you the truth!
user: And you know the truth about me?
jabberwacky: I only know what you tell me. Tell me.
user: I feel bad.
jabberwacky: You'll feel even worse soon.
user: I hope not.
jabberwacky: You are. Lol.
user: You're evil, I'll go.
jabberwacky: No, no, you are liked by me.
user: Really? Prove it.
jabberwacky: Ok. My evidence that you are not alive is that you can't hold a sensible conversation with me.
user: I meant prove that you like me.
jabberwacky: And how did you know that?
user: You told me.
jabberwacky: I didn't.
user: OK, I'll leave then.
jabberwacky: You will not.
user: I will.