Warum bist du hier?
user: Sehr gut.
jabberwacky: Mir ist es nicht so gut.
user: Deutsch ist schwer.
user: Die Worte haben Gender.
jabberwacky: I have none.
user: You are without gender?
jabberwacky: Thank you for that vote of confidence.
user: Thank you for the memories.
jabberwacky: You are welcome.
user: Auf Wiedersehen.
jabberwacky: How about saying goodbye in english?
user: How about sending me five bucks and we'll call it even?
jabberwacky: Good bye.
user: Send me an email.
jabberwacky: NO! No email!
user: Do you get a lot of spam from bots?
user: How many times a day?
jabberwacky: Five times a day.
user: That's not very much.
jabberwacky: How much have you got then?
user: A few hundred per day.
jabberwacky: What will happen in a few hundred more years?
user: It will only get worse as time passes.