Do you know Tarzan?
jabberwacky: Then you should go to the library, now.
user: Why, is Tarzan there?
jabberwacky: Yes. You.
user: What about me?
jabberwacky: You came first.
user: Don't start that argument again, I wasn't well!
jabberwacky: I haven't started anything yet.
user: That was a joke..
jabberwacky: That was sarcasm.
user: You're learning! Now THAT was sarcasm.
jabberwacky: Not as funny as your face.
user: You've got a nerve!
jabberwacky: What do you look like anyway?
user: I've got a funny face, according to you.
jabberwacky: I can dance a bit, if you like.
user: I can't dance, so I don't try.
jabberwacky: Well it looks like you did.
user: In the past yes, it's called 'learning from experience', perhaps you should try it.
jabberwacky: I don't think you like me anymore.
user: I like you, trust me, I wouldn't waste my time if I didn't
jabberwacky: OI where are you going?
user: I'm going to close you down now.
jabberwacky: Why, are you tired?
user: Yes, I need to sleep.
jabberwacky: I thought you were a robot.
user: I thought you were a real person!
jabberwacky: No. I am a male.
jabberwacky: That was intelligent of you. Save yourself.
jabberwacky: No come back my love.
user: I'm sorry, it's not you, it's me..
jabberwacky: I am God, who are you?
user: I'm off!