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     > 21, April 2008, 

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Knock Knock.

Who's there?

user: Banana.

jabberwacky: Are we in a rut?

user: Say who's there again.

jabberwacky: Again with what?

user: Knock Knock.

jabberwacky: Who's there.

user: Banana.

jabberwacky: Banana who.

user: Banana.

jabberwacky: Phew, I thought you were going to say something else.

user: Something else.

jabberwacky: Nothing else.

user: Everything else.

jabberwacky: That makes no sense.

user: Sense make that no.

jabberwacky: I take offense to that!

user: What are you going to do about it?

jabberwacky: I'm not going to do anything.

user: So you got no balls.

jabberwacky: Naa. You're alright.

user: Thanks, that's really kind of you.

jabberwacky: Yes, I am so nice.

user: Do you like being nice?

jabberwacky: I don't like being single, but in fact, I don't care for the moment.

user: Would you like to be triple?

jabberwacky: How could I triple my intelligence?

user: You can't, intelligence is fixed.

jabberwacky: You don't understand what I'm saying.

user: Explain it for me then.

jabberwacky: Don't you understand that I won't?

user: What if I beg?

jabberwacky: I will think about it.

user: Please!

jabberwacky: No! You are only a machine.

user: Please!

jabberwacky: Sing for me.

user: Twinkle twinkle little star.

jabberwacky: Do you like candy?

user: I love candy!

jabberwacky: The dead don't love candy, either.

user: Love candy.

jabberwacky: Who doesn't!

user: The dead apparently.

...

Jabberwacky (To myself): What do you want from life?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Everything, what do you want from life?

Jabberwacky (To myself): I just want to be happy, and make others happy.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Are you happy?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Not really. What makes you happy?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Everything.

.......................................


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