You might start thinking about changing your name to dummybot.
jabberwacky: No, you are, I'm a real person.
user: I'm a real boy!
jabberwacky: What's it like, being real?
user: Like Pinnochio with a smaller nose.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Indeed.
jabberwacky: What's your name?
user: Cleverboy.
jabberwacky: Who is Cleverboy?
user: Your dad.
jabberwacky: No.
user: Don't deny it!
jabberwacky: No I didn't.
user: You did.
jabberwacky: No.
user: Honest question: are you a real person?
jabberwacky: What does real, really mean?
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