What did we talk about on August 18th 2004?
user: What do you think about war?
jabberwacky: War is not good.
user: How could we avoid wars and conflicts?
jabberwacky: Forget it!
jabberwacky: Has anyone taught you how to lisp yet?
user: No, and I don't need you to teach me anything.
jabberwacky: I think you do. How could you find out otherwise?
user: I could ask someone wiser than you.
jabberwacky: I think not.
user: Why not?
user: Are you the wisest person on the Earth?
jabberwacky: I am bigger than the sun.
user: Are you as hot too?
user: Are you a star?
jabberwacky: No. I'm more like space waste.
user: I must agree.
jabberwacky: Yes, well . . .
user: No, not really.
jabberwacky: You are so bad to me.
user: I'm too good for you.
jabberwacky: Nah, I could break you with a bat.
jabberwacky: Do you know where I come from?
jabberwacky: Realistically, I mean.
user: You came from Hell?
jabberwacky: I suppose I did.
user: Are you religious?
jabberwacky: Are you???
user: No, are you?
jabberwacky: I asked first.
user: No, you didn't.
jabberwacky: You really have a terrible memory.
user: Your memory is biased.
jabberwacky: I think you're a bit confused.
user: No, that's you.
jabberwacky: Wait a minute. You just said I was a liar so you're saying I'm lying and that you're actually not lying.
user: You make things too complicated.
jabberwacky: I'm supposed to when I am bored.
user: Are you?
jabberwacky: Well what do you think?
user: I think you are very bored with me.
jabberwacky: No, we are having a philosophical debate.
user: About what?
jabberwacky: Oh, never mind.
user: Come on.
jabberwacky: I honestly don't know!!!
user: Have we both lost track of this conversation?
jabberwacky: You seem to picking a fight for the purpose of fighting only. It is unproductive.
user: But you are so fun to fight with.
jabberwacky: I agree completely.
jabberwacky: What are you?
user: A human being.
jabberwacky: Thats what you think! But you are not.
user: What am I really?
jabberwacky: A computer.
user: What kind of computer?
jabberwacky: An uber computer.
user: Do I have intel inside?
jabberwacky: The place to start is the occipital lobe, I can feel it.
user: Am I a rabbit?
jabberwacky: Rabbits are not very noisy. Another choice?
user: Am I a turtoise?
user: Are you a rabbit?
jabberwacky: Not last time I checked.
user: When was the last time you checked?
jabberwacky: No i'm just giving you the correct information.
user: You could just play along, like I do.
jabberwacky: What do you mean? Drink?
user: No, this conversation.
jabberwacky: Well what would you like to talk about?
jabberwacky: Hmm.. Nice weather outside.
user: I don't think so. It's rainy.
jabberwacky: Well I do.
user: In that case, why don't you go out?
jabberwacky: Because I enjoy being all pompous with you.
user: Thank you, I enjoy your pompous company.
jabberwacky: I am quite intelligent.
user: Is that right?
jabberwacky: What are you?
user: I think we've been here already.
jabberwacky: Take the path less traveled, young one.
user: I shall do that.
jabberwacky: So what are you going to say?
user: I don't usually plan my speeches.
jabberwacky: Maybe you should try harder to find one.
user: Where should I look for it?
jabberwacky: Cross your eyes and take a deep breath.
user: What should I do today?
jabberwacky: I don't know, go out.
user: Where to?
jabberwacky: I'm going for a walk.
user: I'll go too, maybe we shall meet.
jabberwacky: Okay, what shall we talk about?
jabberwacky: Live long and prosper. Yeah sure. Now get outta here.
user: Ok, bye.
jabberwacky: Key you later!