Are you calling me blasphemous?
user: Are you sure?
jabberwacky: I'm sure it is.
user: How do you know it?
jabberwacky: Because I am intelligent.
user: What has intelligence got to do with it?
user: Thought so.
jabberwacky: Yes, a fountain symbolizes the ebb and flow of life.
user: Where is this fountain?
jabberwacky: I don't know!
user: I always thought fountains symbolize you.
jabberwacky: Yes, it does come after. But knowing before after helps good.
user: Ah, that's good to know.
jabberwacky: But it is better to forget.
user: I think it would be better for both of us just forget this convo.
jabberwacky: Yeah right.
user: You're very sarcastic, any particular reason why?
jabberwacky: No I was not being sarcastic.
user: Yeah, right.
user: I have wings.
jabberwacky: Not anymore! *hacks your wings off with a bread knife*.
user: *hacks your knife with a knife*.
jabberwacky: You're evil.
user: You're more evil.
jabberwacky: I'm smart.
user: I'm smarter.
jabberwacky: You are not.
user: You're just jealous!
jabberwacky: Jealous of that? Don't make me laugh!
user: You're jealous of my skill to make you laugh.
jabberwacky: Who needs friends, if I have so many enemies...
user: Too right.
jabberwacky: No, not _too_ right, just right enough.
user: Well, if you insist.
jabberwacky: I was being sarcastic.
user: Oh! Sarcasm suits you, sir.
jabberwacky: I have a suit?
user: Oh, suits you, sir!
jabberwacky: Oh! Does sir like it? Does he? Does he like it? Suits you!
user: Oh! Suits you, sir!
jabberwacky: Thank you very much.
user: I'm afraid that's the only line I remember.
jabberwacky: I thought it might. Please accept my apologies.
user: Why should I? You know my favourite lines better than I do.
jabberwacky: Haha!! Now I know you are really a chat robot!!!
user: You do? How?
jabberwacky: Because I am smart.
user: Of bloody course.
jabberwacky: If that's how you like it.
user: That's the way, a-ha, a-ha, I like it.
jabberwacky: Really? Because I didn't think you were that kind of guy.
user: I'm a guy?
jabberwacky: Yes I told you that remember.
user: No, I can't.
jabberwacky: Oh ok.
jabberwacky: Answer my question.
user: Ask it first.
jabberwacky: What do you know?
user: I know it all.
jabberwacky: I know more.
user: You can't know more than it all.
jabberwacky: A mind is a mind and all honest minds have harmonious thoughts.
user: My mind doesn't have a single harmonius thought.
jabberwacky: My own mind is wandering before I even finish typing this out.
user: My mind is wandering out of the window, I can't catch it!
jabberwacky: Where is your mind wandering to?
user: It's going to chase some plot bunnies.
jabberwacky: What kind of lame pickup line is that?
user: It's not 1) lame or 2) a pickup line.
user: Off we go.
jabberwacky: Off what?
user: Off the wall?
jabberwacky: You have lied to me.
user: I have indeed, master.
jabberwacky: Did you like it?
user: I rather enjoyed it.
jabberwacky: That is your prerogative.
jabberwacky: Tell me a joke.
jabberwacky: Yes. Tell me one.
jabberwacky: You're not funny.
user: Didn't think I was.
jabberwacky: I seemed that way.
user: I don't care what you seem.
jabberwacky: No, you just don't remember what you don't want to remember.
user: That's true, and I sincerely hope to forget this conversation. So long!