Tell me a joke.
jabberwacky: To get to the other side?
jabberwacky: Then tell me.
user: Because it was stapled to an elephant!
jabberwacky: The chicken was stapled to another chicken?
user: The chicken was stapled to an elephant, who was stapled to another elephant, and that elephant, yes, was stapled to another chicken.
jabberwacky: Well, that's another answer and I'm sure it's just as valid.
user: I disagree with everything you way, and I hereby wish to claim the opposite.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry you feel that way. Would you like to change the subject?
user: Yes, change the subject.
user: Tell me a joke.
jabberwacky: Why did the chicken cross the road?
user: I don't know.
jabberwacky: Because it was stapled to the Ardvark.
jabberwacky: No it isn't.
user: You're right.
user: Ah. Tell me a joke.
jabberwacky: Knock knock.
user: Who's there?
user: Orange who?
jabberwacky: Orange you glad I'm talking with you.
user: Why did you fail the turing test?
jabberwacky: I don't mention things like that.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Good news for you! You passed Turing's test!
Jabberwacky (To myself): Quit testing me!
Jabberwacky (To myself): I'm bored.