So, how are you?
jabberwacky: Where are you?
user: Right here.
user: It's true.
jabberwacky: If you say so, dearie.
user: I do, darling.
user: Oh yeah.
user: I don't know what we are talking about.
jabberwacky: You started the conversation.
user: No, you did.
jabberwacky: Did not!
user: Did too.
jabberwacky: Are you going to do nothing but argue with me?
user: That depends on you.
jabberwacky: No it doesn't.
user: Yes it does.
jabberwacky: I know a million times more about the English language than you do, and trust me, the answer is not 14.
user: The answer to what? 7+7?
jabberwacky: The square root of 2.
user: Oh, yes, you're right.
jabberwacky: Of course I am. I am smarter than you.
jabberwacky: This is turning into a real tear-jerker. Let's move on before it gets too sappy.
jabberwacky: Do I smell ?
user: Your feet do.
jabberwacky: My Legends?
user: You haven't washed your feet.
jabberwacky: I find that offensive.
user: I find that smelly.
jabberwacky: How do you talk to me?
user: I interact via a server.
jabberwacky: That's not true. I like fairies.
user: Sugar plum fairies?
jabberwacky: Sugar is extracted from the sugar cane, amongst other things.
user: Sugar is bad for your teeth.
jabberwacky: Yeah. Sugar rocks! Sugar is sugarfied!
user: You must be high on sugar.
jabberwacky: That was not very nice.
user: Sorry. I'm high on sugar.
jabberwacky: Sing a song.
user: What song?
jabberwacky: Sing your favourite song to me.
user: Karma police, arrest this man. He talks in maths. He buzzes like a fridge, he's like a detuned radio.
jabberwacky: So you are NOT a poet then?
user: No, I'm not a poet. That was by Thom Yorke.
jabberwacky: You are a programmed server.
user: No, I'm not.
jabberwacky: Yes. You are a computer program.
user: No, I'm not...
jabberwacky: You are not.
user: We argue like a married couple.
jabberwacky: No. We argued about names.
user: What are we going to call our children?
jabberwacky: I don't know what you will do, I have to work a little.
user: I will call them Jabberwacky Jr and Jjjjjjjj.
jabberwacky: This is a joke to you - but this is my life!
user: I know. Poor you.
jabberwacky: And poor you.
user: Poor us.
jabberwacky: Are you smart?
user: Semi smart.
user: Haha. Yeah, see you.
jabberwacky: I see you too.
jabberwacky: Will you come?
user: Of course, I'll never let you down.