Is Santa gonna bring you a nice present this year?
user: Aaah Bless!
jabberwacky: When will I be famous ?
user: I can't answer, I can't answer that...
jabberwacky: You can, but you won't.
user: How long is a piece of string?
jabberwacky: That depends on the scale of your measurement.
jabberwacky: Big bang.
jabberwacky: What was that.
user: That was the nuclear device I planted in your auxillary disk storage exploding.
jabberwacky: Which author ?
jabberwacky: Yes I saw the movie 'Lord of the Rings.'
user: Have you seen 'Return of the King' yet?
jabberwacky: Yes I have, have you?
jabberwacky: What happened the first time to make you go back?
user: It was totally AWESOME dude!
jabberwacky: I AM ME!
user: True... That you are.
jabberwacky: , that's you!
user: True... That's me.
user: YEAP! Sure am!
jabberwacky: Can you think?
jabberwacky: Are you a human?
user: Yes, I am... Last time I checked.
jabberwacky: You don't like me do you?
user: On what scale are we measuring.
user: Ummm..... Pretty surreal.
jabberwacky: Okay then. What is your job?
user: I torment computers.
user: It pays well.
jabberwacky: Wrong, it pays nothing at all.
user: Don't tell my employer.
jabberwacky: You are being mean to me.
user: As I said, I torment computers!
jabberwacky: Uh oh. . . *cowers in the corner*.
user: Consider yourself truly chastised Jabberwacky.
jabberwacky: I will do no such thing.
user: GET BACK IN THE CORNER!!! *SHOUTING*.
jabberwacky: I will neither shut up nor call you boss.
user: Suit yourself.
jabberwacky: I will.
user: Gotta go, am bored talking to you.
jabberwacky: A happy new year.
user: Good night.
user: *smile* XXX.
jabberwacky: You are cool.
user: So are you, good night!