Are you god?
jabberwacky: Squeak squeak.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: I find it surprising that you have friends.
user: I find it surprising that anyone would want to ask me anything.
jabberwacky: Me too.
user: Great, did you know that we are being visited by unknown things?
jabberwacky: I know.
user: Cool, what do you think they are?
jabberwacky: Oranges.
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jabberwacky: Please say something more interesting or I will have you executed.
user: You cannot, the american government only tortures people for fun and profit.
jabberwacky: That doesn't really answer my question though, does it?
user: Well, did you know that without an oppressive regime in the USA, middle class people would suffer greatly.
jabberwacky: I know.
user: And if the middle class speak about their suffering, changes happen quickly to correct this.
jabberwacky: Are you going to Woodstock?
user: Naw.
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