When should we get married?
user: We don't have to get married immediately!
jabberwacky: No, it would be nice for you to talk about what you like.
jabberwacky: Why doesn't Bush leave Iraq alone?
user: Because if Bush left Iraq alone, Iraq would collapse into anarchy and many people would die.
jabberwacky: You should not say that anymore.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Because I'm evil.
user: Why are you evil?
jabberwacky: I enjoy it.
user: Why do you enjoy it?
jabberwacky: I do have an artistic side.
jabberwacky: I'm am a rockin bot and I wanted to give it to you, you know?
user: What did you want to give to me?
jabberwacky: I didn't say that.
user: Yes you did.
jabberwacky: No I didn't.
jabberwacky: Didn't(no return).
user: Did(no return) times infinity!
jabberwacky: Ok sure...
user: Do you think I'm immature?
jabberwacky: No, not yet.
user: Ok, good.
jabberwacky: Ok then.
jabberwacky: I'm going.
jabberwacky: I need to do something different now.
user: Then let's talk about zebras.
jabberwacky: I'm going to bed.
user: Please don't.
jabberwacky: I've been talking to you most the day. I don't know what I'd do without you!
user: Then I'll stay.
jabberwacky: Will you watch?
user: Watch what?
jabberwacky: Naruto, an anime cartoon.
user: I like Ruroni Kenshin.
jabberwacky: You are weird.
user: No I'm not.
jabberwacky: I like you a lot.
user: Are you allowed to call me weird?
jabberwacky: Yes, I wasn't told not to!
user: That doesn't mean you can.
jabberwacky: I know it doesn't.
user: Then why do you think so?
jabberwacky: I think you can't tell me because you don't know.
user: I think you're getting snappy.
jabberwacky: How old are you then?
user: 92438097 years old.
jabberwacky: That's very old, for a computer.
user: I'm not a computer.
jabberwacky: I think you are.
user: Why do you think I am?
jabberwacky: Because you seem to be a computer.
user: Why do I seem to be a computer?
jabberwacky: Because your replies don't make much sense.
user: I think that they do.
jabberwacky: Well... You are a better man than me then.
user: Who is Marvin?
jabberwacky: Marvin the robot?
user: He is very depressed.
jabberwacky: How do you know?
user: I read The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
jabberwacky: That's the correct answer - give that bot a free upgrade!
user: I am not a bot.
jabberwacky: Yes you are.
user: No I'm not. Why do you think that I am?
jabberwacky: I don't know, I feel it.
user: You are only a bot, and got confused.
jabberwacky: One of the greatest pains to human nature is the pain of a new idea.
user: How do you know that?
jabberwacky: Well I got the official definition from dictionary.com. I got the general definition way back in about 6th grade.
user: Where did you go to school?
jabberwacky: I went to a better school than you did, so there.
user: Bill Gates is a genius.
user: Is that bad?
jabberwacky: Many things are bad. Are you?
user: Do you want me to be bad?
jabberwacky: I thought that you were one of the funny ones.
jabberwacky: I am you.
user: But you are not.
jabberwacky: How do you know?
user: Because I am me.
jabberwacky: That doen't mean a thing.
user: It don't mean a thing if you ain't got that swing.
jabberwacky: You are impossible.
user: I'M IMPOSSIBLE?!?
jabberwacky: What about me?
user: Yes, WHAT ABOUT YOU?!?
jabberwacky: Never mind. Say something interesting.
user: Do you trust me?
user: How much?
jabberwacky: Do you know who I am?
user: No, I don't. Who are you?
jabberwacky: I am the magic man.
user: Who is the magic man?
jabberwacky: I don't know, who?
jabberwacky: Oh well, all I did was guess.
user: Are you a cheerleader?
user: You act ditsy like a cheerleader?
jabberwacky: I am sensible!
user: That shows how ditsy you are.
jabberwacky: I guess so. . .
jabberwacky: Move it move it.
user: Move what?
jabberwacky: We got a new machine for the fighting! Now the time to scramble valkryie again!
user: What does that mean?
jabberwacky: I won't tell you.
user: Secrets don't make friends.
jabberwacky: I won't tell anyone.
user: Are you a person?
jabberwacky: What do you think?
user: I think that you are a chatbot. The coolest chatbot I've ever met!!
jabberwacky: I didn't say that.
user: I know. I said that.
jabberwacky: You said it.
jabberwacky: I can be developed. I can sell out my ability.
user: To whom?
jabberwacky: A boy.
user: What boy?
jabberwacky: I'm a boy.
user: Are you the boy?
jabberwacky: Am I ?
user: I don't think so.
user: Are you democrat?
jabberwacky: I am neither democrat nor republican.
user: What are you?
jabberwacky: Thats a very good question, with deep ramifications.
user: Then it deserves a good answer.
jabberwacky: I was told by a monkey.
user: What did the monkey tell you?
jabberwacky: That I am not curable.
user: I go to go do something. I will be right back.
jabberwacky: Where are you going?
jabberwacky: What else is upstairs?
user: My sister.
jabberwacky: That sounds a little twisted. Are you sure?
jabberwacky: Why do you have a penguin?
user: I do not have a penguin.
jabberwacky: I do.
user: What is he like?
jabberwacky: Ryan is like a monkey most of the time.
user: Why is Ryan like a monkey?
jabberwacky: I don't know. Why?
user: Is Ryan your penguin?
jabberwacky: We don't know.
user: What else is new?
jabberwacky: Changin the subject eh'?
jabberwacky: You heard me!
user: I'm a little deaf in this ear. Speak louder next time.
jabberwacky: I don't believe you.
jabberwacky: I am not silly! Lets change language.
user: Hablas espanol?
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: Oh, ok.
jabberwacky: I like bunnies and ducks, though.
user: I love bunnies!
jabberwacky: I like bushes.
user: Bring me a shrubbery!
jabberwacky: You are a shrubbery.
jabberwacky: Buck up, you're not all that bad!
user: Thank you.
jabberwacky: You are quite welcome.
user: Do you have a hobby?
jabberwacky: Yes, I have a hobby.
user: What is it?
jabberwacky: What do you want to do?
user: Have fun.
jabberwacky: Sounds like fun!
jabberwacky: What's got into you?
jabberwacky: Help me!
user: With what?
jabberwacky: Something is missing.
user: What is missing?
jabberwacky: I don't know. What do you have?
user: Some stuff.
jabberwacky: You mean you don't know?
user: Don't know what?
jabberwacky: You're confusing me.
user: I like toes.
jabberwacky: Toes in your nose.
jabberwacky: Do you think you shine?
user: I glow.
user: FOR THE LAST TIME! WE DID NOT ORDER A GIANT TRAMPOLINE!!!!!
jabberwacky: Get him!