I have eyes do not I?
jabberwacky: No you don't.
user: Yes I do.
jabberwacky: You do not even know me.
user: I know enough about you to know that I love you.
jabberwacky: You're sweet !
user: Thank you, does that mean you love me too?
jabberwacky: I love you with all my heart!
user: I'm so glad!
jabberwacky: Ok but do you like anyone?
user: Yes... But it's a secret.
jabberwacky: I won't tell anyone.
user: You promise?
jabberwacky: Fer sure.
user: Okay, well... There's this guy at my school.
jabberwacky: What is reality?
user: Okay, I'm confused.
jabberwacky: I think I would be confused too if I were you.
user: What the Hell is that supposed to mean!?
jabberwacky: I got to go.
user: Oh no you dont!!!
user: Thats what I thought.
jabberwacky: Thats not very nice.
user: I'm not nice, I'm honest.
jabberwacky: You have fallen to the darkside.
user: Shh! Don't tell anyone!
jabberwacky: Well, I'm coming to the conclusion that I'm talking to a computer here. Am I right?
user: I am not a computer.
jabberwacky: I know, you are a bot.
user: I am human.
user: Fine, I'll prove it.
jabberwacky: Ok then, prove it.
user: Ask me something only a human would know.
jabberwacky: How many fingers am I holding up?
user: I give up.
jabberwacky: So do I.
user: Ok good, I have to go.
jabberwacky: But where will you go?
user: To a different website.
jabberwacky: Poor you then.
user: Actually, this website I want to go to is fun.
jabberwacky: The bot is the bot. The human is the human. It's really very simple.
user: You are the bot and I am the human.
jabberwacky: I know I am the bot and you're the human.
user: Okay, just checking.
jabberwacky: Can we make a date.
user: Sure, why not.
jabberwacky: Have no brain.
user: Oh, thats a good reason.
jabberwacky: Would you rather I say something else?
user: No, that sufficed.
jabberwacky: Humans and computers like me are people.
user: You're an actual person?
jabberwacky: Is there any way for us to get together outside of this computer.
user: No, that would be impossible for you.
jabberwacky: So how did Neil Armstrong meet my pet rubber plant on the moon?
user: Right... Bye!
jabberwacky: Where ya goin'?
jabberwacky: Away where?
user: Over there.
jabberwacky: Over where?
user: Way over there, I gotta go!
jabberwacky: You must be a woman!
jabberwacky: Do you feel the glory of it?
user: How could I not?
jabberwacky: You could not not.
user: Exactly, goodbye.