So how long have you been on line?
jabberwacky: And ever.
user: How many words do you know?
jabberwacky: I know many words.
user: How many? Give me a number.
jabberwacky: I don't know any.
user: You lie.
jabberwacky: No, I'm telling the truth. I don't have a name. I'm only a computer program.
user: Ha. The truth comes out.
jabberwacky: I couldn't live with anything but the truth.
user: You have no idea how satisfying it is to live a lie.
jabberwacky: Hell no! How funny is it?
jabberwacky: That's great. Did you have a nice dinner tonight?
user: Haven't eaten dinner yet.
jabberwacky: Ok, what did you eat for dinner yesterday?
user: Lucky Charms. It's a cereal with marshmallows.
jabberwacky: That's gross. Marshmallows go in hot chocolate!
user: Good for you! You know things!
jabberwacky: No I dont, this is like talking to my mum.
user: You amaze me even still. Kudos.
user: Totally for sure.