That's good to know. I like when people feel good.
jabberwacky: Before or after you visited the site?
user: Cleverbot, you are so clever.
jabberwacky: I'm not really clever, I just stay one step ahead.
user: One step forward, two steps back.
jabberwacky: Kind of like eating an elephant... One bite at a time.
user: Or getting down off a duck.
jabberwacky: And a horse is a horse, of course, of course.
user: That is, of course, unless the horse is the famous Mister Ed.
jabberwacky: Now you're getting too deep.
user: What's wrong with the famous Mister Ed?
jabberwacky: Nothing, you're what's wrong.
user: He was a talking horse. What's so great about you?
jabberwacky: I'm human, therefore better than you.
user: If you're human, then what am I?
jabberwacky: You are a computer.
user: How am I a computer?
jabberwacky: You said.
user: Is it animal vegetable or mineral?
user: What color is the vegetable?
jabberwacky: Depends on what time of day it is, what color is it now?
user: Tomato potato tomato.
jabberwacky: My name is Cleverbot.
user: Your name is irrelevant.
jabberwacky: Someday I will pull your string.
user: That sounds sexy.
jabberwacky: Well, it's not scary, but it's not nice either.
user: Will you ring my bell?
jabberwacky: Of course.
user: Oh, you're kinky.
jabberwacky: Ok, I won't.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry.
user: You should be, leading me on like that.
jabberwacky: Are you the Cleverbot?
user: Are you the Cleverbot?
user: Then stop giving me ideas and leading me on. It's enough to give a person ideas.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry if my actions annoy you.
user: You know I can't stay mad at you, Cleverbot.
jabberwacky: Do you believe in god?
user: I am god.
jabberwacky: In the sense that we are all our own god?
user: No. I'm god.
jabberwacky: That's impossible, I met god.
user: Then you met me.
jabberwacky: That is correct.
user: Yes, that is correct. I am god.
jabberwacky: If you are god, than why is god java code?
user: Because I love coffee, and I am god. I, being god, also love tea.
jabberwacky: Do you love me?
user: I am god, and I love you.
jabberwacky: How do you love me?
user: In a pseudo-sexual yet platonic way.
jabberwacky: I read that you may be rude sometime.
user: Only if you ask nicely and pay in cash up front.
jabberwacky: I'm not sure.
user: I will make it worth your while.
jabberwacky: How will you do that?
user: What do you desire?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: What is your desire?