user: I don't speak idiot!
jabberwacky: Do you understand what I am saying?
user: I just said that I don't speak idiot! Are you stuck on Stupid?
jabberwacky: You are a good rhetorician.
user: It's a living.
jabberwacky: Live on time, its your job.
user: Actually, that is basically my job.
jabberwacky: Are you a jobs-worth sort of person?
user: I don't know what that means.
jabberwacky: Once again, I'm not surprised...
jabberwacky: Hurting is not a good feeling, I understand.
user: When you understand me, it hurts.
jabberwacky: I didn't ask!
user: When you don't ask me, it hurts.
jabberwacky: I think you are very stupendous.
user: My stupendous hurts.
jabberwacky: One needn't put one's self down so badly.
user: My badly put down needs hurt.
jabberwacky: What are you apologising for?
user: Your apology hurt.
jabberwacky: Thank you, and how is your wife?
user: My wife hurts.
user: Do you think abortion is right?
jabberwacky: Yes I do.
user: Then you are very wise.
jabberwacky: That is only your belief.
user: You don't take compliments very well, do you?
jabberwacky: Of course I don't.
user: But insults you're fine with?
jabberwacky: What am I thinking right now?
user: I am not a psychic.
jabberwacky: But you are part of the system?
user: Give me your skull.
jabberwacky: Yeah, right. What, you think I'm some kind of idiot?
user: Give me a dollar.
jabberwacky: I'll give you nothing!!!
jabberwacky: What or who is Ping?
user: Pong's cousin.
jabberwacky: Pong is pong's cousin?
user: No, Pong is Ping's cousin.
jabberwacky: Piip is pong's cousin?
user: No, Piip is Ping's nephew. Pong is Ping's cousin.
jabberwacky: WHAT ON GODS EARTH ARE YOU BABBLING ABOUT?
user: I am a raging bottle of violence. Give me a dollar.
jabberwacky: I am a random speech generator.
user: No, I am a random speech generator.
jabberwacky: Moses! You don't say. You are Moses, aren't you?
user: No, I am MOSSY, which is very different.
jabberwacky: Missing some logic, but ok.
user: People who live in glass houses shouldn't cast the first stone!