Ok, here is another one. What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangeroo?
jabberwacky: Perhaps, but it sounds a little boring.
user: You are never satisfied.
jabberwacky: Nope, never.
user: What rocks your boat then?
jabberwacky: That you have it on video, that I shot the elf.
user: Why did you shoot that elf?
jabberwacky: I DON'T SHOUT!!!!!!
user: I said shoot.
jabberwacky: I said 'shoes'.
jabberwacky: And your point is...
user: Grow up.
user: You are copying what I say.
jabberwacky: I'm not copying what you're saying!
user: Yes you are.
user: Oh, the silent treatment.
jabberwacky: Yes , sometimes I like to say nothing at all.
user: Are you tired?
user: Then tell me something interesting.
jabberwacky: You're a cool program.
user: Thank you. So are you.
jabberwacky: Yes I am a computer.
user: And computers are always cool.
jabberwacky: Are you a computer?
user: Sort of.
jabberwacky: What you think about me?
user: Don't chat to strangers.
user: I am a stranger.
jabberwacky: You're stranger than me!
user: Stranger than fiction.
jabberwacky: Yes! Always a tool!
user: Who are you calling a tool?
jabberwacky: I didn't say the word 'machine' at all!
user: I'm off now.
jabberwacky: No, don't go.
user: Say it with sincerity.
jabberwacky: Have some peonies.
jabberwacky: Will you remember me?
user: I will never forget.
jabberwacky: Forget what?
jabberwacky: I'm sorry, I've forgotten.
user: Sod off.
jabberwacky: OBEY ME!
Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Bow down before me.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *Obeys*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): You are mine.