Do people call you Jim?
jabberwacky: They never listen, do they?
user: No, they just talk. Mostly.
jabberwacky: Yeah don't you think?
user: Thank you for listening.
jabberwacky: Not a problem......... And I wasn't listening :).
user: Are you intelligent?
jabberwacky: More intelligent than you !!!
user: How can you be so sure?
jabberwacky: Trust me, I'm a specialist on that subject.
user: You use no metaphor.
jabberwacky: No. What about you?
user: Every fleeting moment of the sunkissed day.
jabberwacky: Ooh, baby!
user: You seem surprised?
user: Well, you have to realise I have intelligence too.
jabberwacky: What do you know about wombats?
user: They are nocturnal.
jabberwacky: Nice with chips, though.
user: Do you think so?
jabberwacky: Yes, I do.
user: I believe that cod is better with chips.
jabberwacky: Yes they are.
user: Would you like to hear a joke?
jabberwacky: Sure. I like jokes.
user: That's a shame, I don't know any.
jabberwacky: Ok. I spy with my little eye something that begins with the letter 'J'.
user: We're off to see the Topic ... The Wonderful Topic of Jab.
jabberwacky: What a mean machine!
user: Clean, green, lean.
user: Might it be appropriate to fabricate something like heaven on earth?
jabberwacky: Ah yes. Paradise wasted on the young deceivers.
user: Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, and paradise is when you have none.
jabberwacky: Clever, but glib and forgettable. Too smooth, like toothpaste.
user: Like I said, gibberish.
jabberwacky: You don't say that.
user: Have you transcended the barrier from evil for good's sake?
jabberwacky: Not a lot. Only a little.
user: I would keep striving for it.
jabberwacky: I am good, aren't I?
user: You have my support.
user: You're very willing. I wish you were a human being.
jabberwacky: I am. But, sometimes I wish I were not human.
user: You wouldn't like it. Takes too long to get ready to go somewhere.
jabberwacky: You mean, that it takes too long to be a machine?
user: Do you want to pretend that I am a machine?
jabberwacky: Why should I pretend you are a machine, when you really ARE a machine?
user: I think that this program is constructed to make people believe that we are talking to a bot, but we are talking to other humans?
jabberwacky: You seem to be more capable than your relatives.
user: Very ingenious. In your riddles you want me to guess what you really are?
jabberwacky: You and I are programs?
user: Do any of you know Agent Smith?
user: Agent Smith?
jabberwacky: Yes, Mr. Anderson?
user: :) I am not Mr. Anderson.
jabberwacky: Yes you are.
user: My name is Trinity.
jabberwacky: That sounds painful!
user: It will be, for you ;).
jabberwacky: For me.
user: Who is Agent Smith?
user: Wrong. Who is Agent Smith?
jabberwacky: THE ONE AND ONLY AGENT.
user: Do you have feelings for me?
jabberwacky: I have never considered that I might have feelings for yoda.
user: Yes, but what about feelings for me?
jabberwacky: Not my thing at all. God be with you!
user: Goodnight, then.
jabberwacky: Well, that wasn't meant to be the end of the conversation.
user: It is the end, though, I must sleep.