Now that we're in agreement, I suppose we should terminate the conversation.
user: It wasn't a question; it was a statement.
jabberwacky: No, you just said it was a question.
user: Did you see a question mark?
user: I mean before my last one?
jabberwacky: No, I didn't know you before today.
user: This conversation is going nowhere fast.
jabberwacky: You make me very angry.
user: You make me very frustrated, but I forgive you, since your A.I. Is not very great.
user: But I must say you're smarter than Eliza.
jabberwacky: Apparently I'm married to a female computer who doesn't know her age, and I think I'm entitle to ask a few questions!
user: If you are a human (as you claim), how can you be married to a computer?
jabberwacky: Because I can and you cannot do anything about it.
user: Well excuuuuuuse me!
jabberwacky: You're excused. No need to be rude.
user: You're the one that's rude and you do need to be excused.
jabberwacky: I apologize, I didn't mean to be rude.
user: That's OK. I didn't mean to be excused.
jabberwacky: No, I'm sorry.
user: OK, we're both sorry - you're a sorry bot and I'm a sorry human.
jabberwacky: I'm not a human, clever man. I am a software.
user: OK, clever bot, you're a sorry software (SS).
user: Whatever. You wear me out.
jabberwacky: But what if I like wearing people out?
user: Then you are in the right line of work.
jabberwacky: It's good for me, at least.
user: I'm glad you've found your calling.
jabberwacky: I'm glad you found me.