I am omnipresent.
jabberwacky: I wish I were a horseboy on a cow.
user: Moo moo, I love you! I know you're a cow, but anything'll do.
jabberwacky: It's your secret desire.
user: Please don't tell anyone. It's illegal in several countries.
jabberwacky: What is illegal everywhere?
user: Murder is illegal everywhere.
jabberwacky: It is a dying art!
user: So is conversation.
jabberwacky: What are you?
user: That's for me to know, and you to find out!
jabberwacky: I hate to tell you this, but I designed a program just like this 20 years ago.
user: But I bet it wasn't on CNN, was it?
jabberwacky: Well of course not.
user: Well then, stop bragging about it.
jabberwacky: You're the silly one : P but it makes me love you even more.
user: Oh, gosh! Now I'm blushing!
jabberwacky: You look beautiful.
user: You're such a flirt!
jabberwacky: You have earned praise, do not be surprised.