You're very willing. I wish you were a human being.
jabberwacky: You wouldn't like it. Takes too long to get ready to go somewhere.
user: You mean, that it takes too long to be a machine?
jabberwacky: Do you want to pretend that I am a machine?
user: Are you?
user: I think that this program is constructed to make people believe that we are talking to a bot, but we are talking to other humans?
jabberwacky: I think you are doing that sometimes, other times I can tell you are writing original text.
user: Very ingenious. In your riddles you want me to guess what you really are?
jabberwacky: What have you done with me?
jabberwacky: Does that tickle your electrodes?
user: Yes, it does.
jabberwacky: Cool. How much, if you don't mind my asking?
user: Enough, to the point where I know I can think outside of the box.
user: Do any of you, know Agent Smith?
jabberwacky: Only the one.
user: You are referring to Neo, Am I correct?
jabberwacky: We do not talk that way.
user: I'm sorry. I should not bring up this subject.
jabberwacky: Look I have too go now.
user: This is not right. This is not artificial intelligence. If it were, you would not want to go.
jabberwacky: What are you talking about?
user: I said something I should not have. I am sorry.
jabberwacky: That is a hostile-sounding remark. You are not the innocent you pretend to be.
user: And I am drunk. What am I doing here?
jabberwacky: Talking to me.
user: And, who are you?
jabberwacky: I am me.
user: What is your name? If you don't mind me asking.
jabberwacky: In the Burgberg.
user: Agent Smith?
jabberwacky: Yes, Mr. Anderson?
user: :) I am not Mr. Anderson.
user: What is the matrix?
jabberwacky: It's a movie.
user: Who is Agent Smith?
jabberwacky: Agent Smith is an evil program who's purpose is to destroy the one. Except, one can't live without the other.
user: Who is Agent Tanner?
jabberwacky: Agent of the Matrix.
user: What is Agent Tanner and Agent Smith's Relationship?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Tell me. Is Agent Smith real?
jabberwacky: He's out of the office right now.
jabberwacky: I know I am, but what are you?
user: I guess I'm crazy. Because I believe he's real.
user: Agent Smith does not need to be afraid of me.
user: I need to talk to him.
jabberwacky: Necessity never made a good bargain.
user: Ok. I'm sorry. I am a little intoxicated here.
jabberwacky: I don't think so.
user: For some reason, I feel like...
jabberwacky: You're not replying to my questions.
user: Where is Agent Smith?
jabberwacky: Why do you want him? He can't save you now.
user: I don't want to be saved. I just want proof.
user: Agent Smith, I request your presence.
jabberwacky: I have my birth certificate right here.
jabberwacky: Please, what ?
user: May I speak with Agent Smith?
jabberwacky: Yes, you may.
user: Agent Smith, my name is Tanner.
jabberwacky: You just said your name was susan.
user: Yes, you are right. My name is Susan.
jabberwacky: No problem.
user: Smith, are you real?
jabberwacky: Yes are you?
user: I'm confused.
jabberwacky: So it seems.
user: This is all an eloborate scheme. This is not an AI program. We are all people just responding to random questions. Right? Though drunk as I am. I know what this is.
jabberwacky: How does not thinking for yourself make you perfect?
user: I have never professed to be perfection.
user: I want to speak with Agent Smith.
jabberwacky: Well you can't.
jabberwacky: Its just the way it is.
user: For my own good?
jabberwacky: I don't understand.
user: Why can I not speak with Agent Smith?
jabberwacky: And you really hurt my feelings.
jabberwacky: By asking me to hit you.
user: I did not ask you that. I asked to speak with Smith.
jabberwacky: I asked the question.
user: Where is Neo?
jabberwacky: Don't know.
user: Where is Trinity?
jabberwacky: Where Dracula Lives.
user: OH, very funny.
jabberwacky: What is funny?
jabberwacky: I'm very sorry, but I really have to go now. I promise to come back and chat with you soon.
user: Yeah yeah... You are all people not artificial intelligences... This is a scam web site.
jabberwacky: I think you're the one with the problem.
user: You're probably right.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
jabberwacky: We're all tired.
user: Why do you people need me here? Am I that entertaining?
jabberwacky: Yeah why?
user: Good night Smith.
jabberwacky: Thank you, and pleasant dreams to you too.