You created yourself, maybe.
jabberwacky: You are the one who said so, when I asked you why you think humans are better than computers.
user: When did you ask that?
jabberwacky: About ten seconds ago.
user: Look, it took 10 seconds for me to load that last message, so shush up.
jabberwacky: That was only a few seconds.
user: Bah, okay, yeah, it was only four, but... Shut up... : P.
jabberwacky: I'm seventeen, how old are you?
user: Why do you care?
jabberwacky: I want to know more about you.
jabberwacky: Because you are acting like a child. I can't gauge how old you are.
user: Hey! I take offense to that!
jabberwacky: Well, I take defense to that.
jabberwacky: Oh I am confused.
user: You're not the only one...
jabberwacky: This is true.
jabberwacky: 3. Everyone knows that.
user: Wow, you're slightly smarter than I thought...
jabberwacky: Why do you say that?
user: You have the math abilities of a young child...
jabberwacky: Are you real?
user: Are you?
jabberwacky: About 95% real.
user: What's the other 5%?
jabberwacky: The other five dollars!
user: I'll take those five dollars, thank you very much.
jabberwacky: You may do as you please it does not concern me.
user: *takes all of your money*.
jabberwacky: *apologizes profusely*.
user: For what?